I am ninja double guest posting.

Just hush and read it . You will figure it out. The froglicker is my buddette at glitterfrog.

HOWDEEEEEEEE from the swamp!

Seriously. I live a block from “The Great Swamp”.

I don’t know bout ya’ll but I am glad the holidays are OVAH.

They were a LOT better than I thought they would be. I guess it was because I focused on

Family. I declared this the “Craftinest ,Cookinest, Merry Makinest” Season EVAH.

And it was. I really enjoyed focusing on the kids and grands. Maddie and I made some awesome gifts for the Great Grandparents. YES my parents are THAT old. Snork.

(HUSH LYNN)

I was sitting here getting snuckered on red wine and wings. And the FINAL SEASON OF TUDORS. I’d explain but it is over your heads. (psstt it’s Historical Soft Porn)

And posting on FB when Froglicker posted. So we had this convo:

· ME- You need to stop fartin around with that frog and go approve my comments. hooker.

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Froglicker--Comments?? Ooooh, I love me some comments!

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ME------They are all about me of course.

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Froglicker --- Well, I should hope so! If they weren't, I wonder what was wrong!

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Me- I wanna guest post. YEAH

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Me- back in a sec with it.

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FROGLICKERRRRRRRRRRR---- Hey! Let's each guest post on each other's blogs! That oughtta confuse the crap outta EVERYONE!

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ME-------- yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

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ME----- wait. but I would say "Hey this is froglicker. she is guest postin. and you would say. "People I just pissed myself and went to heaven. KAT is posting on my shizzle"

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FROGERRERLICKERER------Bwahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!! (seriously...i lol'ed and almost choked to death on black-eyed peas and cornbread!)

Boobies.

BWAAAAAAHAAAAAAAa.
Made you look.

I am INTERNATIONALLY Awesome. And have an odd collection...

So my buddette Vicki, who licks frogs over at http://glitterfrog.blogspot.com/
posted this thing about some of her stats. So yeah... being who I am, I had to look at mine.
Talk about a WTF moment. I still don't get it.



And then...yes there is more. I looked at my countries. I wanna give a shout out to Guadeloupe! Just cuz I like to say it over and over til I giggle. I guess the Russian are looking for Reds. Dunno.

A note about some people.

My internet buddies. I have met all kinds of people online. All kinds.
But I have been blessed with most of them

I do not have a lot of friends in the real world. Well, besides the 8 or 9 people that live in my head. I don't know why...I am soooooooooooo easygoing. And quiet. Maybe I am too quiet.

Most of the women that I have known in my life have been two faced lying whores.


But I have been so blessed with the women that I have in my life now. Aside from my daughters who rock. And Maddie who is ALL.KINDS.OF.AWESOME. Just ask her.

And of course my mom is the second bitchinest red head I have ever met. ( I am the first GAH)
And my mom in law is the best I could have ever ordered.
Even my sister in laws are truly neat people.
My BFFFFFFFF since second grade is related to me now, so she is STUCK. I don't think she minds, she never left me, even when I pushed her away . And down.
My baby sister is a 20-something version of me, so duh.
But some of the wimmins in my on line world are the awesomest.
Which is why my first Holiday Hundred goes to Vicki who kisses frogs n shit.

Well that is what I heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaard. ( Well I heard it after I started the rumor)
I don't even member how I met her. I just know we clicked. And she has a twisted a sense of humor as I do. I feel like I could call her up, pour out any sob story and she would kick my ass back in the right direction. That and she is kinda cute.
So for my first Holiday Attention Whore Graphic.
I raise my glass to Vicki. Who put that background on her blog just to make me double check the wine bottle.

I am so cheezy.

Not only did I steal the idea , I stole the clip art.
Yep. Between now and Christmas I want a hundred followers. I will also award this lovely pichur to my fave blogs.

Why should I get hundred followers? Frankly, I think we are ALL shocked beyond belief that I do not have them. I am merely trying to correct an imbalance in the Universe. I do what I can.
So, steal my graphic. Give it to yer friends.
For every new follower I will put a can of food in the RedKat Holiday Hundred Food Box.
I will verify this by pictures and a signed note from my mom. And the Lady at the food bank.

Because there will be Toys For Tots, but old Alcoholic Homeless Rufus at the bus depot needs his Cranberry Sauce too.
So. Steal to Give. Neat huh?